Best. "New Yorker" Article. Ever.

Four quotations from Ben McGrath's Where Hip Hop Lives:

• "I reach my hand over, and I see I’m bleeding. I didn’t see the hole. I can’t see behind my ass."
• "I’m the first African-American to be endorsed by a motor oil."
• "We got mouth blood!”
• "Damn. Who needs Hot 97? I got New Yorker and MySpace."