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Monday, December 19, 2005

Somewhat Shorter George W. Bush

From his Sunday address to the nation:

  • Some things in Iraq didn't go exactly as planned.
  • It's still really important to establish a "democracy" in Iraq, even if by "democracy" I mean an Iranian-leaning theocracracy.
  • By the way, I elected myself king a little while back, and there's nothing you can do about it.
  • My balls are this big.

Bushtv

Impeach him. Impeach him now.

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"Why would you impeach him? Micheal is right and I have been saying that same thing for a long time now. In 10 or even less than 10 years, Bush will be wanted back, and this war in Iraq will be seen as the good war it is. Just like ANY war America's been in, because, a majority has always been against the war when were in the middle of it, but, after a couple years, we look back and say, "Shit, I was against that?""

10 years from now W. Bush will not be wanted back and the Iraq war will not be seen as a good use of America's time!! America had no reason to go into Iraq; there was no evidence of WMD's to be presented by the investigators sent by Bush. Also 9/11 had nothing to do with Iraq so why are we concentrating on Iraq and not on Afghanistan were the real threat of the Taliban is located.
You have to be pretty darn ignorant to actually believe the Iraq war will be seen as an accomplishmment.

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Why would you impeach him? Micheal is right and I have been saying that same thing for a long time now. In 10 or even less than 10 years, Bush will be wanted back, and this war in Iraq will be seen as the good war it is. Just like ANY war America's been in, because, a majority has always been against the war when were in the middle of it, but, after a couple years, we look back and say, "Shit, I was against that?"

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Posted by: nick adams at Feb 2, 2006 10:21:26 AM

dont impeach him. just because the people of america are stupid, dont mind getting killed my terrorists, and they r becoming communist liberal, doesnt mean we can give up our world power, and stop bringing justice to those who diserve it. a pool says 80% of irqis want us there to help them get there country back to the way they want it. argue or not, im right. email my anytime, i dont mind proving my point... god bless america

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