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Thursday, December 01, 2005

Shorter "National Strategy for Victory in Iraq 2005"

From the National Strategy for Victory in Iraq 2005:

  • Very, very bad things will happen if we don't win this thing.
  • Also, Saddam is a bad man.
  • That's all we got.
  • Help!

Victory

UPDATE: Faflbog! offers a Q&A on the Victory Strategy:

Q. Does the new plan stay the course? I'm a big fan of the course.

A. Yes absolutely! If you liked what the course had to offer you're definitely gonna like the strong elements of coursiness in the new plan.

Q. I dunno... it IS a new plan. Are you sure we haven't switched to another course somewhere? Did we even wobble a little?

A. This course is the same course as the previous course but is now served on a bed of fresh leafy green victory along with a side of pasta salad and your choice of vegetable.

Q. Mmmm, sounds delicious! How come the old plan didn't have this much victory in it?

A. It did! We just didn't tell you about it. This is newly declassified top secret victory.

Q. Does that mean the new plan is really the old plan?

A. Every day is a new day for the plan! Today is the first day of the rest of the plan's life.

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Posted by: Diesel at Jul 24, 2007 2:22:00 PM

I am pro War. We are Americans! stop being pu$$ys. The only reason people can talk shit about Bush is because America lets you. The War is not only over oil, but next time you start your car enjoy it. people have died for you to have that fule. Also stop bitching about gas prices. What do you think will happen to the gas prices if this war does not work out?

Posted by: William Eden at Jun 20, 2006 4:35:25 PM

what about the nice banners they had at the speech? man, you don't appreciate all the hard work that went into that.

Posted by: the quitter at Dec 1, 2005 1:50:41 PM