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Saturday, January 25, 2003
Gratuitous Anti-French Joke
Q. How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?
A. Nobody knows!
January 25, 2003 at 12:14 PM | Permalink
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I am part my Grandma tried to tell me I was part French once, then i realised that i have balls and a backbone, and I knew it must be a lie.
Posted by: Franz Flickinger at Jan 27, 2007 9:02:47 PM
If you only know what the world thinks about you USA... You can't imagine how bad you are... I'm so sorry for you to be so innocents... Please look over yourself, over your bellybutton. But we can't blame you because you don't know anything about the rest of the world. See how beautiful are other cultures, other country... Your goverment control everything you see on TV and you read on newzpaper. You think you are free? No way. All you see is just illusions. Bush brainwash you guys!
Bref les américains ne connaissent rien sauf eux-mêmes. Leur gouvernement controle tellement tout. Ils ne connaissent rien de l'extérieur de leur pays et ils se croient capable de juger les autres... Ils font pitié!
Posted by: Tania at Nov 20, 2006 10:41:47 PM
America kicks ass at everything, just kill all the libs and democrats
Posted by: at Sep 28, 2006 9:27:12 PM
American would've lost the revolution if we didn't have France's aid, we lost war of 1812 bad, talking about a war with China is pointless, they didn't do anything and are on our side ( I guess you just like venting racism on another country, like it's a contest), we could have never won Vietnam *ever*, and we won't win another war in the WWII since ever again. We'll just occupy and be hated. So gloat over killing your untrained 3rd world, cold war era weapon using terroists. It's pathetic.
Posted by: at May 5, 2006 1:53:07 AM
amen to that
Posted by: Anthony at Feb 22, 2006 11:17:04 PM
Death to all pussies who think these assholes in Guantanamo Bay should be treated any better than they are now. When the enemy captures westerners, they cut their heads off. We feed them, shelter them, provide food and even religious freedoms. I say TORTURE the shit of them. NUKE IRAN!!
Posted by: HardCoreKiller at Feb 16, 2006 4:29:31 PM
the french dont deserve to live
we sent our men to die and liberate you fuckers twice and lost many, and you shit heads wont help us in the war on terror
you fucking cowards
and China
dont get me started you motherfucking chink
when you are talking about the Us military, numbers dont matter you little bitch
when we invaded iraq, we were outnumbered 10 to 1
in all of our battles
and we fucking tore that place to shit twice
and we would be outnumbered 10 to 1 against you dick smokers too, but we would still blow you fuckers away,
Vietnam and Somalia, we didnt lose, we just left
in Nam, USA lost 53000 troops,
we killed millions of those fuckers
and those are true numbers
in Somalia, we lost 18 men but killed over 2000 somilian fuckers, but we left
i think we should of stayed and fucked them up more, but we left
dont try to say that because china is bigger we couldnt fuck you people up just as badly
numbers dont matter in modern warfare
ask members of the 101st airborne in iraq
in '03 a company of these guys came upon 500 iraqi soldiers form the republican guard
they fucking killed 350 of those fuckers without taking a single casualty
fucking china cant do shit
you fuckstick chinks cant even invade america
we would have to come fuck you up
our military fights war like no other military on the planet
no one else has the smae capabilities
fuck off you cunts, your all jealous that you cant fucking be a part of my wonder country
peace out you shit heads
Posted by: mike at Feb 15, 2006 4:33:36 PM
france is no longer a superpower, its not even a power of any sort. France is the old Europe, and shouldnt even be talked about anymore. France sucks balls and shouldnt even be labeled on the map.
Posted by: Jordan at Jan 30, 2006 10:08:34 AM
i vote that we attack france next, get rid of another worthless country. watch as they loose another war. stupid cock-suckers.
Posted by: andrew at Nov 29, 2005 2:34:49 PM
the italians fought with hitler in the begining,
now ther fighting with the yanks........
deja vu........
Posted by: at Oct 23, 2005 9:57:50 PM
Suck my dick stupid ass inbreeds, fucking ugly fat dumb retarded hicks.. Suck my fucking balls
you fucking liars, Your just a bunch of loosers.
And your mothers are all whores who fuck goats on weekends.
Mickey mouse is gay!
Bruce willis is bald and stinks.
Cowboys are fags with stupid boots and hats.
Football is a bunch of guys bending over each other and chassing balls.
wrestling is also gay. greased up guys touching each other and siting on each other..gay gay gay.
I wont even start with baseball.
your a bunch of little bitches, eat shit morons,i had my dog fuck your sisters, and your breath stinks..
Posted by: john at Oct 22, 2005 5:40:18 PM
U S A
U Suck Ass
Posted by: Andrew at Oct 22, 2005 5:28:49 PM
thanx melanie
Posted by: Elain at Oct 22, 2005 7:53:09 AM
frenchmen are so hot... when they talk i get all wet.. love that language. tip for the ladies
go to quebec lots of nice french boys.
and they know how to take care us ladies.
Posted by: melanie at Oct 22, 2005 7:52:12 AM
VIVE LA FRANCES
Posted by: Andre at Oct 22, 2005 7:49:12 AM
good food,hot guys, good wine, and heads on ther shoulders..now i understand why americans hate the french
Posted by: Elain at Oct 22, 2005 7:47:37 AM
A bush a colon and a dick..rule america
Posted by: Marie at Oct 22, 2005 7:45:21 AM
What does an american family tree look like......
Just one long branch..
Posted by: Canadian Girl at Oct 22, 2005 7:42:57 AM
Andrew and nate are virgins cause they dont have sisters!!
Posted by: steve at Oct 22, 2005 7:39:22 AM
Yeah they really got ther asses kicked in vietnam and somalia.These country are poor like hell and they managed to lose.... and they call the french sorender monkeys.....
If your so brave come to china and try to fight us...... pussies
Posted by: Mao ing at Oct 22, 2005 7:37:38 AM
Oh great america!!!
witch third world country with starving children
and out dated army are we going to fight against and lose..
Posted by: freedom isnt free. at Oct 22, 2005 7:33:36 AM
Silly americans, inbreeding is a sad thing.
Posted by: Sylus at Oct 22, 2005 7:31:26 AM
frenchman are good in bed....
make all the jokes you want, we american girls have alote of fun in paris.
I wish are boys here in america would be more like them...sight
Posted by: stefani at Oct 22, 2005 7:29:14 AM
yeah but they were right about iraq.............
Posted by: mike at Oct 22, 2005 7:25:51 AM
The French are useless.
America is the greatest...oh, and everybody knows it. long live Reagan.
Posted by: at Sep 30, 2005 10:40:18 PM
